Movers and Shakers (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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We-A-We-A-We (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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Do I Amuse You? (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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Take Your Records, Take Your Freedom (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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God…Semi Colon, Dash, Closed Parenthesis (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

At any given moment there is what is happening versus what you notice is happening.  I think there are several planes of existence happening around us at all times. A person operating at a high level of perception and observation has more of a chance of getting glimpses into the universe’s magnificent order.  They come…

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