Dubai Series: 4th Installment: Ballin! (Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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Dubai Series: 2nd Installment: Knock the Man Off Your Polo Sweater(Funny Blog from Comedy Central’s Dwayne Perkins)

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Bleach Nostalgia

st1:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:”Table Normal”; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:””; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:”Times New Roman”; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} I’m always amazed how a smell can instantly take you back to an exact moment in your life. At this point I basically have a smell to memory…

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Hi, My Name is…..

Have you ever considered this: You probably can’t name your kids the same name as any of your Ex’s.  I’m no Wilt Chamberlain but I am running out of names I like, in case I ever have a daughter.  In fact my favorite name is already off the board.  I had a long term relationship…

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Hustle and Go

I was sitting outside of a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in the Korea Town section of Los Angeles enjoying a beverage with a friend.  A disheveled gentleman came up to me and said he was conducting a survey.  And by disheveled I mean a Hot Mess.  I thought to myself, really, and what organization…

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In The Presence of Royalty

I can’t believe I forgot to tell this story earlier.  I was recently sitting in coach on a packed plane before takeoff.  As I walked out of the bathroom after my customary pre-takeoff tinkle, who do I see walking down the aisle toward me?; none other than Hip Hop God, Doug E Fresh.Doug is Hip…

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